She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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