Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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