Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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