I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
