real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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