It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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