Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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