i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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