I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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