If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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