I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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