Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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