I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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