I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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