I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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