Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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