babies were throwing up all over the place
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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