so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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