If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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