Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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