I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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