I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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