oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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