You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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