so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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