The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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