Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
