i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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