He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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