There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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