I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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