I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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