no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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