Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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