Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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