On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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