was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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