We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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