No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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