areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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