i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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