i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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