I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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