Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I wish life had little blips of pornography
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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