also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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