farters have to be the big spoon...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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