you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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