yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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