This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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