I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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