I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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