I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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