theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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