I am puke
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
